Author: LMAshton
On a more serious note…
Fahim’s mom landed in the hospital. Luckily, they had a soft enough bed so the landing didn’t…
Sacrilege humour
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had…
Sounds like it’s “Make Fun of MicroSlop” day
So these three Microsoft employees are driving back to Redmond from a company retreat and the brakes…
A modern version of “Who’s on first?”
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello’s infamous sketch "Who’s on First?" might have turned out something like this:…
And then there’s Bill vs. GM…
And oldie but a goodie… —– Bill Gates recently reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto…
Shopping for Festival
There are two major Muslim festivals each year. The first and most important is Id-Ul-Fitr, Ramadan Festival…
How do lizards climb straight up?
They manage, probably with their incredible nails. See this pic of the lizard climbing straight up a…
More on lizards
When that lizard was startled, it moved at a pretty good pace. Faster than me, that’s for…
Borax and Sugar and Ants, Oh My!
Borax and sugar kills the ants so incredibly well, it’s delightful! Except that the big brown ants…
Monitor Lizards
I learned something new today. Well, a whole lot of things, really, but I’ll stick to the…
Lizard Really Be Gone
About 3 this afternoon, a good five hours after this all began and two and a half…
Lizard Be Gone
We still haven’t heard the lizard since I mentioned it above. I can’t tell if it’s actually…
Animal Control?
If this problem happened in, say, Canada or the US, we could potentially called Animal Control or…
Barbecue!!!!!
So*. One suggestion that came from a forum where I’d posted about this was to catch the…
The Siege of the Monitor Lizard
A lizard fell off the roof of our house. What was it doing on our roof? Living…
Have any interesting dreams lately?
Or, for that matter, boring dreams? Either way, plug in keywords from your dreams into this and…
The firecrackers…
Continued all night, as did the guy with the loudspeaker. Church bells started ringing again at 4:30,…
What part of Dong-Ma don’t you understand?
I have a friend who’s looking for a t-shirt that says that. It’s from Serenity. Or Firefly….
Organic Art
There’s a cool little flash thingie that you can plug a URL into and it’ll create a…
We’ve been hit! We’ve been hit!
(I’m really hoping those sounds I’m hearing aren’t firecrackers hitting our house.)