Author: LMAshton
Duct Tape
Yep, it’s a useful thing. I don’t know if I could count the number of times I’ve…
Another undersea cable going in?
Yep, it’s true. I wondered if it were possible when we saw on the news that, while…
Another LDS Sri Lankan blogger
Yep. 🙂 It helps that I like Durga anyway – met her when she and her husband…
Mysteries in the Mountains
I read an article a friend linked to about a place in Arizona, a location where time…
India’s marathon boy, aged three
A three year old boy in India runs as much as 30 miles a day. He’s in…
Tug of War
Is a sport??????? And there are teams from India here competing???? Are you kidding me? Fahim laughed…
Coconut Palms . . .
Are being uprooted along the beach. There were boulders on the beach to prevent erosion, but then…
Cataract Haiku
Eye exam. Glasses, With clip-on sunglasses. Cool. Cataracts? Oh crap!
Writing Haiku
Plotting, creating, Making characters do stuff, Writing. Much hard work.
Profanity Haiku
Oh profanity That lame excuse for language That makes you look dumb.
Elder V. Dallas Merrell and Leadership
I love this man! He and his wife served as CES missionaries in Sri Lanka and went…
Spider in the toilet?
Uh, yeah. Fahim, as a typical male, leaves the toilet seat up after he urinates. Today, this…
Electricity outages are . . .
Getting boring. We had another one today. That makes it, what, five days in a row now…
Remember those monsoons?
It’s on the news – in Sinhalese – that there’s possible flooding scheduled because of all the…
Progress
Today, I wrote the October geek gadget article for Adoh! magazine. I manage, and successfully, I might…
Bollywood Haiku
Preity Zinta Shahrukh Khan in Veer Zaara Bollywood rocks on!
World Of Warcraft Haiku
My man has not yet Installed the game of the beast Help him if he does.
Monsoon Mosquitoes
Monsoon weather here Rain falls like buckets from sky Mosquitoes breed fast.
Canal to be dug between India and Sri Lanka?
Yes, I’m slow. These news stories are from July and May, and I hear about it today…
Monsoon season again?
It’s been raining lately. Three times today. Hard rains, everything soaked in the first 30 seconds of…
Power outages
We’ve been having a lot lately. By a lot, I mean 4 last night, 1 this morning,…
It’s official . . . I’m not a geek.
I’m an . . . Outcast Genius 86 % Nerd, 52% Geek, 73% Dork For The Record:…