I am, apparently, quite clueless.

And this comes as less of a surprise to me than it probably should.

I’ve been allergic to insects of all sorts my entire life.

Mosquitoes bite me – and they bite me by the dozens to hundreds while everyone else around me is left completely alone – and the white part swells up to between a half inch to an inch in diameter with the red bit sometimes 4-6 inches in diameter.

I react to spiders walking on my skin. By swelling up to the point of very much needing to go to emergency.

I’ve been bitten by more mystery bugs than I can count and ended up with more mystery bug bites than I can… Well, you get the idea. 🙂

I don’t know for a fact that I’m allergic to bees and wasps and other of the more, ah, dangerous insects, but given my allergic reactions in general and with insects, it’s a pretty safe bet that getting stung by them probably wouldn’t be a good idea, you know what I mean? 🙂

So why, oh why, do I do some of the things I do?

flying insects, bees, Sri LankaI was outside and saw a bunch of flying insects swarming in the area around our no-longer-in-use Dialog satellite dish, so naturally, I had to take a step closer to find out what was going on. What did I see but hundreds of insects flying around, hovering.

So naturally, I got a bit closer and took a photo. There, you can see them, reflecting sunlight. They were mostly on the other side of our wall, so, naturally, I took another step closer and took another photo. By this time I must have been, oh, four feet away. And I happily snap away. 🙂

flying insects, bees, Sri LankaI thought that maybe they were flies. Cuz, you know, what do I know and all that. Plus I didn’t have my glasses on, not that I’m that blind without them – I’m not – but I can’t make out detail. So I happily shot away, thinking, oh, no big deal.

A few days later, I finally show the pics to Fahim. He looks. He looks at me. He looks at me like I’m crazy. He asks me, quite pointedly, how close I got to them. Then he says, “They’re bees.”


Author: LMAshton
Howdy! I'm a beginner artist, hobbyist photographer, kitchen witch, wanderer by nature, and hermit introvert. This is my blog feed. You can find my fediverse posts at https://a.farook.org/Laurie.

4 thoughts on “I am, apparently, quite clueless.

  1. I shouldn’t laugh, but, it’s kind of funny (but I am going to chalk that up to your creativity in story telling, not in the fact you nearly walked into a bunch of bees)

    I am glad you did NOT get stung and, that second pic of them flying is a pretty neat picture.

  2. Naw, laugh. I am. 🙂 Okay, I’m also cringing a bit… But mostly laughing. 🙂

    I like the second pic, too. I’m glad it turned out as well as it did. 🙂 Thanks!

  3. *nods* Yep, I have *great* guardian angels, yep.

    Yes, Virginia, I won’t do that any more. *hangs head* At least, until I forget what happened this time, then I’ll probably do it again because I’m just that clueless…

  4. *slaps forehead* Child, I cannot imagine how many guardian angels were swatting those bees away from you.


    *wanders away grumbling into her beard*
    .-= Virginia Lee´s last blog ..goobqueen: @slicesofsoup http://twitpic.com/15igc3 – Funny, but I admit to being disappointed that it wasn’t a _real_ duck. Le sigh . . . =-.

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