My brother Tony’s blog can be a bit, well, geeky and way over my head when he talks about programming, Access, and such like that, but he also has some other interesting posts. Like this one about overpriced computer cables.
Who, in their right mind, would pay $499 US for a 1.5 meter cable? It’s not like it’s made of gold, platinum, or even gold-pressed latinum.
But then, here’s The Joy of Tech – Why premium cables cost so much. Thanks to Tony’s blog entry, of course.
All insanity aside, I followed the links in his blog entry to another site to another until I finally got to the Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable on Amazon, where it’s on sale for only $290.01 (I couldn’t find it on the Denon site, so it may be discontinued) and their reviews.
Oh. My. Goodness. The reviews.
But first things first. Go to the bathroom. You do not want to risk an accident. And if you’ve got a nasty cough or you’re in the middle of an asthma attack, please, don’t read them. Wait until you’re fully recovered.
Believe me – I’ve got a nasty cold that went into my lungs, so I’m wheezing and coughing right now. I made it through three reviews before I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t breathe, the wheezing got so loud that my husband became seriously alarmed, and I started coughing uncontrollably, which meant that I couldn’t breathe, which I already couldn’t do because of the wheezing. I turned red, then purple. And the husband forbade me from reading any more until I’m over this cold. And I agreed with him. They’re just too funny to risk reading any more right now.
A caution to people buying these: if you do not follow the "directional markings" on the cables, your music will play backwards. Please check that before mentioning it in your reviews.
I installed one of these cables between my gigabit ethernet switch and my Canon Pixma 6700 color printer. I know it’s not a sanctioned use, but I was looking for the ultimate in speed and color fidelity. I’m freaky that way.
The first time I downloaded a picture to the printer over this cable, the bits moved so fast the printer collapsed into a naked singularity, right there in my office.
Since then, I can’t find the cat, and my entire set of VAX/VMS 4.7 documentation (DEC Will Rise Again!) (Mmmmm, orangey!) has gone missing.
Please, for the love of God, please, do not use these cables! The very existence of Earth may depend on your decision!
UPDATE: I mean, can you imagine *two* naked singularities, one male, one female, on the Howard Stern show? Not even a loving God could excuse this!
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